1. You make elaborate timetables and plans to study but the only thing you forget to do is to start.
2. When 3-4 hours of sleep is considered to be good for health(provided you even get that much)
3. When the ‘f’ word dominates your mouth whenever you get an assignment.
4. When ‘GOD’ becomes an indispensable source of help during time of the exams and you don’t even know or care who he is otherwise.
5. When you walk into the class and wonder “Damn, who’s this guy teaching?? I’ve never see him before!!”
6. When you learn to say “present sir” in at least 10 different voices.
7. When you aren’t considered human if you haven’t slept once in class.
8. When you take dis note as yet another assignment and are already feeling bored..Aren’t you??
9. When library is used to check out girls rather than check books.
10. When you look at a girl and all kinds of permutations and combinations and probability equations start running in your mind, analyzing your chances with her
11. When you want to kill the professor when he says in an excited voice “EXTRA CLASS TMRO”
12. When you are surrounded by loads of books and the only things you wish to read are novels and comics.
13. When you always think to yourself that “ab next exams se pehle har din padhunga” but wait for the next exam to come and for you to repeat the same FALSE promises to yourself!
14. When night-outs are the ultimate last ditch survival tactics(assignments, exams, notes, etc..they cover a wide variety)
15. When you wake up at 10 am and sleep again realising it’s still early morning.
16. When the most important discussions in class are “Why India lost the match the day before or What colour nail polish Katrina Kaif was wearing in the award ceremony the day before.”
17. When you practically get prepared to digest anything in the world after having the inedible hostel food.
18. When you feel that the girls/guys in other colleges are way better than girls/guys in your college.
19. When your main concern for coming to college is to give a pen drive or movie cd to your friend.
20. When you are a successful leader only if you can initiate successful mass bunks.
21. When more movies are circulated in the class rather than assignments.
22. When after exam you realize in the post-mortem “Yaar ye kausa question hai?? Ye toh mainey likha hi nai !!”
23. When you have tons of assignments to submit and all you do is listen to music.
24. When late-maths assignments are being completed in the last benches of physics lectures.
25. When people sit in the first benches only to improve their studious appeal in the eyes of the teacher when they actually don’t give a damn about studies
26. When after the sems, the geeks run to the library to issue books for next sem and people like me run to the malls to enjoy!!
27. When the real deadline for assignments is at least 2 weeks after the actual deadline.
28. When you don’t know who’s pen is in your hand, or who’s pencil you are using.
29. When a C.S. engineer only thinks about making programs to reach the heart of the person he/she loves.
30. When a Civil engineer would love to make a high-rise building and love to push the principal from the top.
31. When you read the above and realize it has all happened with you and say “Yes I do that and I’m proud”.
Also noteworthy contributions by readers:
32. When you have micro-xerox of all text books, even if u don’t have the text books themselves :D
33. When you know all the programs in syllabus by heart, and you’ll be totally screwed if you get a new one in the exam
34. When you sit and code 100 lines of bullshit code in an AC room after studying civil engineering for 4 long yrs..
35. You spend more time in the canteen rather than in class.
36. When you fail in a paper and blame it on the evaluator.
37. When you go to the library to escape classes and get the assignment completed.
38. When you look at a hot guy and cross your fingers wishing he’s single.
39. When every Monday is a day to catch up on the endless amounts of gossip collected over the weekend :P
40. When you make sure to accumulate a lot of proxy attendance whenever possible.
41. When exercise means walking around the campus in the hope of spotting some cute guys.
42. When canteen becomes the perfect adda to b***h about some of the deserving girls.
43. When gaming becomes a way of life, in hostel rooms, in canteen, in classrooms! :P
ENGINEERS ROCK…..
/*you are free to add any more points*/
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